- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
(Source: breadstickfanclub)
- me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
- concert tickets: way too expensive
- concert tickets: too far away
- concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
- concert tickets: 18-year limit
- me: but
- concert tickets: no.
when i become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
(Source: justmellarkable)
